Peekaboo Psychic Readings 4 Lovers & The Loverlorn

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Born the Year of :

CHICKEN SOUP

1907, 1919, 1931, 1943, 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003

You're a healer, nourishing all whom you encounter. We

feel better just being in your presence. Mothers want to

bring you home to meet their children: resist this at all costs.

 Compatible with Bagel and Knish.

EGG CREAM

1908, 1920, 1932, 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004

You've got a devious personality since you're made with neither

eggs nor cream. Friends find your pranks refreshing; others think

you're too frothy. Compatible with Blintz, who also has

something to hide.

CHOPPED LIVER

1909, 1921, 1933, 1945, 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005

People either love you or hate you, making you wonder "what

am I, chopped liver?" But don't get a complex; you're always

welcome at the holidays! Bagel's got your

backside.

BLINTZ

1910, 1922, 1934, 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006

Creamy and dreamy, you're rightfully cautious to travel in

pairs. You play it coy but word is with the right topping

you turnover morning, noon and night. Compatible with Schmear.

LATKE

1911, 1923, 1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007

Working class with a grating exterior, you're a real softie

on the inside. Kind of plain naked but when dressed up you're

a real dish. Compatible with Schmear’s cousin Sour

Cream.

BAGEL

1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996, 2008

You're pliable and always bounce back, although you feel something's

missing in your center. If this persists, get some therapy.

 Compatible with Schmear and Lox. Latke and Knish, not so

 much.

PICKLE

1913, 1925, 1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, 2009

You're the perfect sidekick: friends love your salty wit and

snappy banter but you never overshadow them. That shows

genuine seasoning from when you were a cucumber. Marry Pastrami

later in life.

SCHMEAR

1914, 1926, 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998, 2010

You blend well with others but often spread yourself too thin.

A smooth operator, you could use some spicing up now and then.

Compatible with Bagel and Lox. Avoid Pastrami - wouldn't

be kosher.

PASTRAMI

1915, 1927, 1939, 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999, 2011

Brisket's hipper sibling, always smokin' and ready to party. You

spice up life even if you keep your parents up at night.

Compatible with Pickle, who's always by your side.

BLACK AND WHITE ICE CREAM SODA

1916, 1928, 1940, 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000, 2012

Kids love you but make up your mind! Are you black or

white? Cake or cookie? You say you're "New Age," all

yin & yang. We call it "bi-polar." Sweetie, you're

most compatible with yourself.

KNISH

1917, 1929, 1941, 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001, 2013

Flaky on the surface, you're actually a person of depth and

substance. Consider Medical or Law School but don't get

too wrapped up in yourself. Compatible with Pickle.

Avoid Lox, who's out of your league.

LOX

1918, 1930, 1942, 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990, 2002, 2014

Thin and rich, you're very high maintenance: all you want to

do is bask in the heat getting some color. Consider retiring

to Boca. Compatible with Bagel and Schmear, although you top them

 both.

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1. Your Nose Should Be Part of Foreplay

The blend of lavender and pumpkin turns guys on. But, you don't have tobake a pie and douse yourself in lavender oil. You can create the combination by lighting two candles or spraying these scents on you neck. Oh, and tell your guy to spritz on a cologne with hints of cucumbers or black licorice, since those smells were found to arouse women.  Source: Smell and Taste Research Foundation in Chicago

2. Guys Find Women in This Color More Desirable

A lady in red is more likely to be asked on a date and have more moneyspent on her. It's because men are influenced by cultural symbols — like Valentine's Day — that associate the color with romance, and primal instincts that link the color with sex.

Source:Journal of Personality and Social Psychology

3. Cocktail Goggles Are for Real

Whenwe're a bit buzzed up, guys look cuter because we don't notice theasymmetry of their face. The biological explanation: A symmetric guy isless likely to have genetic defects and makes a better mate.

Source:Journal of Psychopharmacology

4. Men Do This When They're into Someone

Aman will subconsciously position his belly button toward the woman inthe room he is most attracted to — even if he's speaking with someoneelse. (Suss out your competition by checking out which women arepointing their belly buttons at him, since the rule applies to women aswell!)

Source: Janine Driver, body language expert

5. It's All About Timing

Oneweek you might be craving that beefy guy at the gym, but the next weekyou have the hots for the slender guy next door. This could be becauseovulating women prefer men with masculine features, who would make thestrongest, healthiest children. Meanwhile, menstruating women want men with softer, more feminine looks who seem kinder and more cooperative.

Source:Nature Journal

6. Stress Equals Sexual Attraction

A guy in a high-anxiety or stressful situation is more likely to take a chance onyou. Researchers set out to see how adrenaline and risk played intoattraction by putting a woman on both a shaky and stable bridge. Thestudy found that men who crossed the unstable bridge were more likelyto ask out the same woman afterward than those men who crossed a steady bridge. It's because conditions of high stimulation heighten sexualattraction.

Source: Journal of Personality and Social Psychology

7. Size (of His Gut) Matters

Youcan tell a lot about a guy's sex drive and fertility when he's fullyclothed. Men with broad shoulders and a solid chest have a lesser health risk, making them better mates. Meanwhile, guys with a gut have lower levels of testosterone. Low testosterone leads to a lower sexdrive and lower fertility.

Source: Harry Fisch, M.D., and Kara Baskin, authors of Size Matters

8. A Sign It Could Be Long-Term Love

If you and your guy's mom look alike, there's a good chance it'll work outbetween you two. Guys are more likely to pair up with women whose bone structure is similar to their own mothers. It's called "sexualimprinting" and suggests that the faces we find appealing as adults aredetermined in childhood. Source:Proceedings of the Royal Society B

9. The 5/15 Rule

Ifa dude touches you 5 times in 15 minutes, you are totally in. A manwill find excuses to put his hands on you to see how you respond. Hemight touch your arm, tuck a piece of hair behind your ear, or playwith your necklace. If you tighten up and freeze, he'll know to backoff.

Source: Bryn Drescher, Body Language Institute

10. This Move Means He's Smitten

Whena guy mirrors your moves, he's subconsciously telling you he'sinterested in you. Sitting the same way as you, doing the same hand motions, and leaning his head in the same direction are all subtle cuesthat he's attracted. And if he licks his lips after you lick yours,it's a definite sign of desire.  Source: A. Kelly-Anderson, Ph.D., American Psychological Association

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ARIES - The Aggressive

Outgoing.Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny.. Excellent kisserEXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very importantto an aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive.Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to provetheir point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderfulpeople in the world.. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

TAURUS - The Tramp

Aggressive. Loves being inlong relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what theywant. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention.Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser.Good personality. Stubborn.. A caring person. They can be self centeredand if they want something they will do anything to get it. They loveto sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are themost attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

GEMINI - The Twin

Nice.Love is one of a kind.. Great listeners. Very Good at confusingpeople... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminiswill not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people whatthey should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing thingsand are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at timesand are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative.Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile.Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you donot forward.

CANCER - The Beauty

MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's Love is one of a kind..Very romantic.. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life.Entirely creative Person, most are artists and insane, respectfullyspeaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. AnUltimate Freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party.Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts whereyou will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyondcompare. Spontaneous. Not a Fighter, But will kick your ass good if itcomes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luckif you do not forward.

LEO - The Lion

Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but whenunhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem becomeseveryone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to bemonotonous. Knows how to have fun.. Is really good at almost anything.Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive.Attractive.. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

VIRGO - The One that Waits

Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you everwanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances...Needs to have the last say in everything.. They think they knoweverything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them andnever regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one andonly.

LIBRA - The Lame One

Nice to everyone they meet... Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funnyand sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will evermeet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with...you mightend up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent.Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras aresomeone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extremesports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic

SCORPIO - The Addict

EXTREMELY adorable. Loves tojoke. Very Good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves tobe pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what theywant.. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Lovesto party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of moneyand is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Veryprotective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but ifis disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic.Caring..

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One

Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found.. Loves being in longrelationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away.Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeplybut at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has manyfears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved oneswith all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with.Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love isone of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed..!!! Not the kind ofperson you want to mess with- you might end up crying. forward.

CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover

Loveto bust. Nice... Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times andannoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy. But when they find ajob or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud,understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Alwaysgets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs especially Gemini's in sports. Likes to cook but would rather go out toeat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.

AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water

Trustworthy.Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind, loves being in long-termrelationships. Can be clumsy at times but tries hard. Will take on anyproject. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy andunorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they're not sleeping.Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Canbe VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story.Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter but will Knock your lights out..

PISCES - The Partner for Life

Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very organized.High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find,but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Tootrusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try todo the right thing and sometimes gets the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting.Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to otherbut needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be.

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1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

 2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt.... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here. 9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny. 11. When life gives you lemons in 2010 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka. 12. Remember where ever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest. 14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

16. Good friends are like stars..........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there. 

17. Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today'.  We don't quit playing because we grow old...we grow old because we quit playing!